February 2011
nice how people suddenly notice that egypt is in...
snakecharma:
i tried to tell people about it after i read this article a couple years ago http://www.newsweek.com/2008/05/31/the-last-egyptian-belly-dancer.html
i remember this. we were very upset. no one cared.
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i have 2 kitcats. i mostly post photos of zooey. its not that i dont love annabel, its just that the bitch is too black to show up in photos…WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ABOUT. my camera is all racist. unacceptable.
There is a lot of wisdom in a bottle of whiskey.
– Jimmy Buffet (via prettyandentertaining)
reason #84954938 i am so smart…or…something…
January 2011
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snippets of a conversation with the ex-boyfriend:...
& a few back & forths ater
…i dont know why this says 930am…this happened last night…& the time on my phone is currently correct…hrm…
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Example 7345887362 of my being real life Liz...
Season 3. Episode 11.
“Her date: you still have that rotting jack-o-lantern in the hallway, so I feel like you don’t have a great sense of what month it is.
Liz: well, it’s just that it’s gotten so small I kinda want to see if it disappears…”
My death star punkin is still on the front porch so i can see if that will happen…
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…this may seem biased as I’m your ex & all, but I think you...
– Me to an ex
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I was cleaning my room…but then I went to put away lingerie & got distracted…THIS BOX OF PRETTY IS GOING TO WASTE!
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Know what’s frustrating? When you finally become friends with a dude you’ve had a crush on for forever, & he asks you repeatedly why you’re single…all the while he has this girlfriend person…annoying.
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A + B = get in the fucking bed & have sex!
– Me
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